STUPID FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS
STUPID FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS
Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown Presents

STUPID FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS

The Tote (Collingwood, VIC)
Sunday, 20 December 2026 3:00 pm
37 days away
18 Plus
Christmas
Dance
Punk
Arts
Rock
Alternative

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Stupid Fuck The Silly Clown has made a name for themselves by putting on the most extravagant, vaudevillian events around Naarm, and their 2026 Xmas Special is no exception. This year, hosted by The Tote, you can see the clown present their own Nativity Scene, titled "The Story of Clown Jesus", as well as a wrestling match between Stupid Fuck and Jesus Christ (the one from the bible).

As well as these must-see theatrical events, you can catch beautiful music from El Clair, Edie Mitchell and Turkish folk group Kismet Project in the front bar, as well as some of the finest of local bands: The Antics, Special Guest, Maquina Peligrosa and Ebi Nori & The Phantom Fingers.

Plus a special Xmas performance from Stupid Fuck and The Silly Clown Band. Happy holidays, don't miss this!

3:00pm 

The Tote
20 December
$33 presales
$40 on the door